How to achieve world domination (for bass players)

First of all, you need more gear. Always twice as much as the next bass player in the neighborhood. Here's the equation:

New gear = more power

What's even cooler than buying it in a shop is ordering it on the internet.



When your gear arrives, quickly open the package and make manly poses…a little bit like this…



Secundo, record a track using the internationally famous "Power stand", that goes like this…



If you look closely, you see how the legs form a perfect triangle which will give you more power to perform with conviction. This will ultimately lead to…



world domination!